Everton v Liverpool disgrace, Rodwell red card rescinded

We have had our appeal upheld against Rodwell’s red card against the shite.

The FA today overturned the sending off and he will not serve a ban. "Martin Atkinson" [sorry for swearing] sent him off in the 23rd minute for a challenge on a monumental devious gobshite who went down like he'd been shot, under a tackle which appeared neither dangerous nor reckless. So, after having been subjected to yet more daylight robbery, we lodged a claim for wrongful dismissal with the FA.

Rodwell’s three-match suspension, which would have been imposed for an offence of serious foul play, has now been withdrawn.

Can we have a rematch against the cheating gargoyle cunts? Thought not.

Can I have my money back, the Premier League failed in their duty to give me a fair match, which is what I paid heavily for. Thought not.

What about the dirty cheating twat Suarez, does he now get punished for diving? Thought not.

Quite simply the whole thing smacks of a conspiracy involving the protection of revenues derived from the selling of pay-tv subscriptions to Norway.